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sheelagh
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PostSubject: GF   Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:28 am

GF Talk








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PostSubject: Re: GF   Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:00 pm

I'm confused just read a different post and it looked like goose-fat was being banished... but yet it reappears in this post???Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: GF   Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:16 pm

GOOD LORD !! Embarassed Embarassed
No More innuendos or GF talk from me.




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PostSubject: Re: GF   Thu Jan 05, 2012 3:55 pm





Im a big fan of Innuendo, Or am i just a great pretender???
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PostSubject: Re: GF   Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:12 pm

So I guess the show must go on - even without contact from the dark side of the moon
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PostSubject: Re: GF   Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:01 pm

I think we can say the show is going on..........and making a fresh start this year

You-know-who will be back from the dark side when he can.

Meanwhile lets get diving again
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PostSubject: Re: GF   Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:38 am

'Dear friends', 'I'm going slightly mad','sleeping on the sidewalk', with my head here in the rails,'i want to break free',it would be a 'kind of magic',or even, ' a flick of the wrist', that could remove, 'a human body'. 'Save Me', I cried to the 'sweet lady' or was it simply the 'fat bottomed girls', I thought 'Jealously'.

She came over and said 'don't try so hard' and a 'breakthru' will surely be 'coming soon'. I looked up with 'blurred vision', and tried to see her 'body language', was she going to be 'stealin' my wallet?, leaving me a 'loser in the end' , 'Yeah!!', but fear not I was in 'good company' and with the attitude of 'if you can't beat them' she joined me stuck in the railings. Remember 'pain is so close to pleasure', as the ' the night comes down', ' you and I', and 'see what a fool i've been', sinking in 'my melancholy blues' watching the 'procession' pass by. 'Was it all worth it?', it could have been a 'scandal', someone could have seen my rear waving and 'torn it up', but you gotta 'play the game'. But now thanks to animal based lubricants (we can not mention) ' my life has been saved'.



Hope you enjoy...
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PostSubject: Re: GF   Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:51 am

roast potato browning fluid !!



(Because thats the way I Roll) !!
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PostSubject: Re: GF   Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:57 am

I Like it, and you know you are. It is a fabulous preventitive measure to stop the GF saying being used



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PostSubject: Re: GF   Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:10 pm

Shine on you crazy diamond and I wish you were hear so welcome to the machine and have a cigar
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PostSubject: Re: GF   Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:06 pm

roast potato browning fluid !!



EXCELLENT IT STILL WORKS !!!!



I have a very clever idea lets just say a word could be changed to Rhubarb and Mackerel !!



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